Car Jokes: Ohh Interstates

Ohh Interstates.

 

A car on the highway was going 30mph when he was actually supposed to be going at least 55mph. The cop pulled him over. "Hello, officer did I do anything wrong?" the driver asked. "Yes, umm you were going 30 mph on the  highway that you were supposed to be going 55mph on. A slow driver can be just as dangerous as a driver going too fast on the highway." the officer answered. "But a sign I passed said 30mph!" the driver said trying to prove his point. The officer stated to laugh very hard. "What's so funny" the driver asked "Am I getting a ticket?" he went on. "No! no no. The sign that you passed that said 30 was the interstate you were going on! Pay more attention at the signs you look at next time." The officer then noticed a man in the back that was very still and pale. " Is that... a statue or something?" the officer asked. "No, of course not. He's been very pale and quiet lately" he answered. "Why?" asked the officer. " I don't know, he's been like that since we got on interstate 150."